This is one of the most mechanical players in Rocket League. And this is a professional with decent mechanics who primarily uses incredible game sense to dominate 1v1 tournaments and the professional scene. Both are set to compete against each other to determine who excels across all areas of Rocket League.
Competition Format and Stakes
Each round, I'll present a challenge to A and Wavy—some testing mechanics, others game sense. Their task is to bet on how much they can dominate that challenge. The highest bidder proves it for a chance to win $20 each time. If unsuccessful, the money goes to the other competitor. The overall winner will be crowned as the Rocket League greatest of all time. Let the contest begin.
Whoever bets the most gets to prove it. If they fail, the rival wins the round’s prize.
Plat Showdown and Mechanical Bets
Round one: "I bet one of you could 1v1 at least one Platinum." The response: "I bet I can 1v1 at least two Platinums." The bet escalates: "I bet I can hit more resets than Wavy." Oswa is challenged: "Could you beat more than two Platinums?" The reply: "I think I can beat six, maybe." The stakes rise: "Unfortunately, I can only host up to seven Platinums." Wavy is asked, "Can you handle seven or do you want six?" Wavy answers, "I think I can beat seven Platinums."
The lobby is filled with Platinums—this is described as "peak Rocket League." It is noted that Platinum is no longer the most popular rank; Diamond has overtaken it. The match showcases chaotic play, comments on mechanical skill, and playful banter about boost management and stylish car choices.
The challenge proves difficult, with Wavy under pressure. Despite some clever plays, the swarm of Platinums proves too much. Oswa is declared the winner, securing the $20 prize.
Speed and Power Challenges
A new bet emerges: "I bet one of you could hit a shot over zero kph in seven attempts." The bar is quickly raised—"I can do 100 kph," then "I can do 165 kph." The challenge: Oza must hit a 165 kph shot. If successful on the first try, the reward will be doubled. The first attempt falls short at 116 kph. Confidence is high on both sides, but repeated attempts show the difficulty. Eventually, a 167 kph shot is achieved, surprising everyone.
167 kph achieved—outperforming expectations and shifting the momentum.
Diamond Duo and Goal-Scoring Bets
"I bet one of you could score at least one goal on two Diamonds within a match." The bids rise: "I could do two… three… six… eight… nine goals." The challenge is set at nine goals against two Diamonds. Scoring begins, with tactical advice exchanged and strategies discussed—mostly emphasizing aerial play and bumping. While the Diamond defenders attempt to hold off the aggression, the goals accumulate. Nine goals are scored, and the round’s prize is secured.
The difference between Platinum and Diamond is questioned, as the offensive pressure proves overwhelming. "Rocket League Pro is camping a net" becomes a notable defensive approach, but the mechanical prowess cannot be denied.
Advanced Mechanics and Stylish Shots
The next round raises the bar: "I bet one of you could at least score an open net in five attempts." Responses escalate: "I could do a musty flick into the net… a flip reset… a wave dash Jaxi Musty… a flipper shot musty double… wave dash reset Windmo flick musty." The complexity of the shots is discussed, with explanations of advanced techniques like the windmill flick—a cartwheel-like motion in the air.
Wave dash reset into windmill into musty—an extremely advanced combo, rarely seen even among top players.
Attempts are made to pull off these combinations, with varied success. Both players try, and the rare mechanics are showcased for the audience.
Head-to-Head: Race Against Time
Another challenge is posed: "I bet one of you could beat me in a 1v1 to five goals only in under five minutes." The time limit is reduced with each bid: four minutes, three and a half minutes, two and a half, two minutes, one minute and thirty seconds, finally one minute and fifteen seconds. The match unfolds, with tension rising as the clock ticks down. Despite strong efforts and some setbacks at kickoff, the goals are scored rapidly. Strategic plays, stalling, and boost management all come into play. The round ends in a dramatic finish, showcasing the importance of both speed and precision.
One-Bounce Psycho: The Final Mechanical Test
| Player | Number of Attempts | Result |
|---|---|---|
| Wavy | 15 | Unable to score a one-bounce psycho within the limit |
| Opponent | Did not attempt | Victory by default |
The last challenge: "I bet one of you could score a one-bounce psycho within 100 attempts." The bids decrease dramatically—95, 75, 60, 45, 35, 25, finally 15 attempts. The challenge is accepted at 15 attempts. Despite good setups and a few close calls, the shot is not completed within the limit. It is concluded, "Wavy is not capable of a psycho within 15 attempts." Mechanical skill proves difficult to replicate under pressure.
Brains Versus Mechanics
Throughout the competition, the tension between mechanical mastery and game sense is evident. Some rounds reward pure mechanical skill, while others highlight the ability to read the game and make strategic plays. The playful banter and ambitious bets add excitement, but in the end, it is clear that excelling in Rocket League demands both mechanical prowess and high-level decision making.
Just play brain dead and touch ball and be mechanical. It's that easy. Bang.
